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Day 249 ~ Exhibit A
Kylie's been watching a lot of CSI/Bones/Law and Order/[insert any crime scene drama here] lately, and it's paying off. Our tomoato plant has been dying a slow ugly death recently, and Kylie put on her detective hat and found the culprits. For the record I came in at the 11th hour to find 3 more suspects to garnish some of the glory as well, albeit it well after Mrs. Nicolosi broke this case open. 10 suspects in all were apprehended, and we administered our own renegade justice (guilty until proven innocent) with the perpetrators receiving the maximum penalty... death by sauna. Yep, I put them in the outside trash can which I'm guessing heats up to a balmy 130-140 during the day. The irony is that I felt a little guilty about their fate. I didn't want to kill them, but I didn't want to put them somewhere they could make their way back to the tomato plant. So, in the end, I probably gave them a more cruel fate by putting them in the trashcan without killing them. I went back and checked a couple times to see if they were still kickin', adn they were which made me feel worse about their punishment. I shoulda just waxed 'em right off the bat and been done with it rather than making them suffer. I'm such a panzy. |