The Fruit of Our Loins ~ Sneak Peek
WHAT: Personal, Random
| WHEN: January 16, 2011
|This week Kylie begins her third trimester, and the countdown is on. As we enter into the final 3 months of having a tidy house, lazy Saturday mornings, adult dinner conversations and, well, free time, our feelings of excitement, anticipation and all-around general terror are on the rise. Amid all the important things we've been thinking about recently (e.g. do we have the right car seat & stroller, what insurance plan will be best for us, what's our strategy for discipline, etc.), obviously the most important unanswered question - besides what her name will be - is what will our baby girl look like?
Fortunately this mystery can be solved pretty easily these days with 20 minutes, a camera and a little Photochop. So, without further delay, I'd like to share with you 3 image possibilities of what I'm pretty sure our daughter will one day grow up to look like. First up, though, an image of the parental units showing the available gene pool assets our little girl has available to choose from.
|And now the
|fun scary part.
Here's option A. Not bad, but she kinda looks like a police artist's sketch of a money-laundering suspect.
|Option B. For the love of God, Kylie and I pray our daughter doesn't end up with my Italian eye brows.
|Option C. I see a future beauty pageant crown in this next one. Great googily-moogily! Actually, I'm frightened & confused by this last option Photochop spit out. I can't tell if (s)he looks more like a man or woman here.
|And just for fun, if we are fortunate enough to be blessed with a son one day, here's one option I hope he never looks like.