Today's post is nothing sexy. In fact, the content of this post sucks. Haha... I crack myself up. We just bought a new vacuum cleaner, and I couldn't be more excited... well, as far as vacuum cleaners are concerned. I've seen the commercials for Dyson vacuum cleaners for a few years now, and honestly I dismissed them because 1) I wasn't in the market for a new carpet sucker, and 2) I thought, Pffft... it's a vacuum cleaner, people. It's not rocket science. Who buys this marketing crap they're speakin'? My bad. Apparently there is a bit of a rocket science to vacuum cleaners, and we bought the marketing jargon Mr. Dyson was throwing out. Mr. Dyson, my hat goes off to you. Your fancy cleaning machines may still be a bit overpriced, but they're awe. some. I've never been more fired up about a vacuum. Let's hope that lasts. This baby turns on a dime, and sucks up more stuff than I ever knew lived in the carpet (which was a bit frightening, btw, to see).